Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Unsent Letters

Dear Person who Returned Melissa's iPhone,

Thank you for doing that!  You have given a teeny tiny ray of light in my pitch black view of humanity.  I probably won't remember this again after this week is over, but at least you can rest assured that I won't be cursing your warm private areas with an infestation of the fleas of a thousand camels, or the bites of 10,000 mosquito before you fall into a pool of pirranahs. 

*LOOKING AT YOU, HEART RATE MONITOR and/or SUNGLASSES STEALER*

Wishing you good karma your way!

Sincerely,
Bitter victim of thievery

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