Friday, April 15, 2011

Unsent Letters

Dear Ultrasound girl,

Unfortunately, I did not enjoy meeting you, despite the circumstances not being totally your fault - and I DEFINITELY did not enjoy your surprise.  If you want to play video games or with joysticks, please go to the arcade.  Thanks.

P.S. I think you should also be grateful that I didn't pee on you.  If you're going to tell everyone to drink five glasses of water an hour before coming in, you shouldn't press down so hard!

Full Bladder

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