Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Secret...

I'm having an affair.  Yeah, I know.  I can't help it.

It just happened all of a sudden - well I know nothing really ever happens all of a sudden.  I guess I probably encouraged it by trying so hard, but still...I try not to go, but I always end up going! I can't stop it! I can't help myself!  It just feels so good after!  It just irritates me that I have to move my clothes around and wash up after myself.

I'm having an affair...with the toilet.

Apparently, trying to reach the daily recommended intake of 8 cups of water a day can do that to ya!

Bwahahaha, I know that was so tacky!  But whatever, you were shocked and intrigued, right?  Unless of course, you know me personally and were probably already thinking I was talking about the toilet...or chicken wings.  I have to admit, I do cave rather quickly to chicken wing dalliances.

Anywho, I feel like it's my new hobby or something!  I keep having to GO!  If EVERYONE in this building tried to drink their 8 cups, we'd ALL be spending our day lining up to go to the bathroom or we'd all be at home because we'd all be fired from lining up so often to go to the bathroom! Sheesh!

So, now that I've TMI'd it to the max today, I am *SO* scared right now!

It's 12:11 and in a few minutes, we'll be heading out to do our second day of the C25K.  *cries*  I can't even begin to tell you how happy I was to see that it was raining out! I was like, YES! Why didn't I think to do a rain dance yesterday to make sure that it at least lasted for the whole day!  After a bit of discussion, Tara has decided that we should keep going outside since it's not really raining anymore and not wanting to be a party pooper, I agreed.  But can't she SEE how I fear that hill?!  Great, at 27 years of age, I constantly have to potty and I'm afraid of things I shouldn't. 

Anywho, the only good news right now is that my salad finally got the MJ seal of approval!  More about that later, it's RUNNING TIME!

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